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   March 22, 2006
For you in this issue:
  • Funny Stuff- The Husband Store
  • The Senior Bachelor Cruise- Book Early!
  • A great Success Story!

    Hi Folks,

    Below there is a paragraph on a wonderful weekly travel Newsletter written by a good friend and neighbor of mine, Johnny Jet. I highly encourage you to click on the link to his Newsletter, and if you like it, sign up for it weekly. It is free and just chock full of great travel information. Also, under "Funny Stuff" is a forward sent to me which I thought I would share.

    Please continue to send any interesting personal stories you have written, or interesting and/or funny forwards for future Newsletters. This newsletter is also your "forum" --so be heard!

    For the people signed up for the Alaska cruise and also on the Cruise Newsletter list, you should receive a new Cruise Newsletter within the next two weeks. The Alaska cruises are shaping up fantastically!!! Note: If you have not signed up for the Cruise Newsletters or would like information about the cruises, please e-mail me at If there is any way you can make one of these cruises, please do so as I truly believe you will have one of the best times ever.

    I do appreciate very much all of the e-mails and cards I have been sent by readers of this Newsletter. I feel I am slowly making some progress.

    Best regards!

    Richard Roe
    Senior Bachelor

    Click here to check out the Senior Bachelor Cruise Adventure this Summer!

    A Great Travel Newsletter:

    My good friend and neighbor has an incredible travel website and newsletter that you should know about. It's called and it has been featured in over 700 major publications, including USA Today, Time, Fortune and the New York Times, and has appeared on ABC, CBS, CNBC, MSNBC, NBC, FOX News Channel, and PBS. has been named "one of the top best money-saving web sites for travel" by Budget Travel Magazine, while the L.A. Times calls it "one of the top 30 essential resources on the Internet."

    Johnny's column, "Where's Johnny Jet," is published in Johnny Jet's free weekly travel newsletter, as well as on Johnny also hosts a "travel website of the week" for radio stations around the country (including Peter Greenberg’s nationally syndicated show). Be sure to sign up for his weekly newsletter at

    Funny Stuff- The Husband Store

    Funny Stuff:

    The Husband Store :

    A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City.

    A woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

    You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

    The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

    The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

    Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store!


    A new wives store opened across the street, also with six floors. The first floor has women that love sex. The second floor has women that love sex and have money. The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

    The Senior Bachelor Cruise- Book Early!
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    Things are heating up with the Alaska Cruises! I do plan to keep my "date" with all of you and host these two incredible Senior Bachelor kick off cruises. We have lots of fun things in store which we will be sharing with you shortly. Let's just say that, even if you have cruised before, you will come back saying you have never been on a cruise like this before!!

    I exchanged emails with Shawn, our Personal Cruise Consultant, and she wants me to remind you that these two cruises are in the "peak" of the Alaska cruising season. They are very popular in their own right- much less with the added attraction of having us party-ers on board! So please start checking your travel calendar and, if you think there is a chance you want to go, contact her ASAP. Your deposit goes directly to Holland America Lines and is completely refundable up to 75 days before the cruise. People seem to book the better cabins first so at least call her to check availability.

    For information about the Senior Bachelor Cruise, click here! Remember to send me an email at if you need a cruise cabin mate to save the single supplement. We've already matched up a whole bunch of people and I will be able to help you even while on the Journey. Or you can contact our Personal Cruise Consultant, Shawn, at or call 1-800-355-3017 Ext. 4294 Mon- Fri, 9:00AM to 6:00PM, PST.

    To submit the Online Cruise Booking Form, click here! A great Success Story!

    I love hearing from you about your experiences with PerfectMatch! I share them only with the writer's permission- usually given enthusiastically because they are excited to share their success. Fits nicely with our New Year's Resolution theme:

    From Marti- "Richard,

    Want to tell you about my success with Perfect Match. I joined at the same time I started planning my trip to Chicago to meet you. David and I emailed a few times, then started two-hour phone calls each night for a couple of weeks, then met in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan immediately after Chicago (my Chicago "tour" included a leaf-peeking week in UP). Since then we have been almost inseparable - almost four months! Incredible! So, yes, I think Perfect Match works, and I have recommended it to a couple of friends. I had tried eHarmony at my sister's insistence for a month, with no luck, and David had tried three other sites at different times over the last couple of years and actually had met a few women. We both think we got lucky on PerfectMatch!

    Good luck!

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